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Humorous Haiku

By |December 28, 2011|Humor|

Humorous Haiku

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And now for something completely different…

      Sound Familiar?

The web site you seek
Cannot be located but
Countless more exist.

      Computer Nightmare

A crash reduces
Your expensive computer
To a simple stone.

      Dead Monitors

First snow, then silence.
This thousand-dollar screen dies
So beautifully.

      Computer Nightmare II

Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.

      Lost Data

You step in the stream,
But the water has moved on.
This page is not here.

      Computer Nightmare III

Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will

      Like a bird

I wish I could fly,
especially this moment.
High-speed police chase

      Dad’s Advice

My dad once told me
son, you need to get a job.
What was he thinking?

Special thanks to:

Humorous Haiku,   Computer Haiku,   Humorous Haiku II