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Humorous Haiku

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And now for something completely different…

      Sound Familiar?

The web site you seek
Cannot be located but
Countless more exist.

      Computer Nightmare

A crash reduces
Your expensive computer
To a simple stone.

      Dead Monitors

First snow, then silence.
This thousand-dollar screen dies
So beautifully.

      Computer Nightmare II

Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.

      Lost Data

You step in the stream,
But the water has moved on.
This page is not here.

      Computer Nightmare III

Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will

      Like a bird

I wish I could fly,
especially this moment.
High-speed police chase

      Dad’s Advice

My dad once told me
son, you need to get a job.
What was he thinking?

Special thanks to:

Humorous Haiku,   Computer Haiku,   Humorous Haiku II

By |December 28, 2011|Humor|1 Comment

About the Author:

I was introduced to Chiro.Org in early 1996, where my friend Joe Garolis helped me learn HTML, the "mark-up language" for websites. We have been fortunate that journals like JMPT have given us permission to reproduce some early important articles in Full-Text format. Maintaining the Org website has been, and remains, my favorite hobby.

One Comment

  1. Dan Spinato January 2, 2012 at 3:25 pm

    Very entertaining post indeed! I love me some haiku with a twist of sarcasm in the afternoon!

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